Do Slim Jims Beef Sticks Ever Go Bad
| Posted: vii/27/2016 10:55:56 PM EDT Just got this at a gas station on my way to work. Wanted something long and salty. It tasted aight, but had a weird, nearly crunchy texture, but I finished information technology (2 pack). Got to work and looked at it and saw this. How long do I accept to live? |
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Posted: 7/27/2016 10:56:24 PM EDT |
Dibs on...wait, NY? Nevermind. |
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AR'southward are legal in sky, so I'd promise I died. |
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Shelf life is 10 yrs beyond date listed, or twice that of the average Twinkie You'll be fine |
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Long and salty huh? I'grand sure you'll be fine. |
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Quoted: I ate a can of spam 2 yrs past. Withal here. I bet that affair is more preservative than actual meat. |
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between 87 minutes and 87 hours |
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Yep. I give you lot 2, maybe 3 days and so.... dead. |
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Quoted: Nevermind. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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I tried ane of those when they first came out in the 90s and believe it's still sitting, undigested, in my stomach today. Gross. ETA: Only learned these have been around since 1929. |
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I dearest the original version. Had one yesterday. Like the other guy said, in that location are probably more preservatives on a typical Slim Jim that bodily meat-byproducts. Ane of life's little pleasures. Chris |
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I had 1 two years expired. I opened the parcel and it smelled rancid. Did not eat. |
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I thought just women looked at expiration dates |
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The expiration appointment is for the plastic covering on the outside. A Slim Jim has no expiration appointment. Yous'll be fine. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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They are nasty when they are fresh on the shelves! |
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Quoted: I only did because of the crunchy texture. It came from a busy gas station, and so I'm surprised it was so old. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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I hate it when that happens, just 2015 was a good year for Slim Jims. One time I bought a knock-off rice crispy cake at mom and pop stop n go's and it was and so old information technology tasted like the shop. |
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It will be skilful enough to eat and live much longer than y'all exercise, I but had some sea rats the other mean solar day from WWII and they were fine, although quite salty! |
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If it isn't turning greenish it's probably ok. |
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Quoted: That'due south how they ever scent. Information technology would accept been fine. I think the offset 5 ingredients are diverse favors of nitrates |
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Quoted: I know. I normally brand my own hasty. Eating a Slim Jim is similar fucking a fat daughter during a dry out streak. No one is proud of it, but it happens. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Quoted: Information technology tasted aight, merely had a weird, most crunchy texture, but I finished it (2 pack). Got to work and looked at it and saw this. How long do I have to live? http://i.imgur.com/NmweTwa.jpg?1 If you lot stuck it upwards a rhinos donkey, you may get a headache simply no death is involved |
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Ehhh.. I ate a tin of mollusk chowder last weekend that was dated July 2015. And I looked at the date before I ate it. |
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When only cockroaches are left alive on World, they'll be eating leftover Slim Jims. |
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I had some Sweet Bubba Rays terminal calendar week that expired in 2011. You're 2015 slim Jim should be GTG. |
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Yous should be fine... I don't think in that location is annihilation in there that can go bad, and if information technology did, you would observe the odor. Why are you lot posting on hither though, you should exist making hasty then you don't have to do that again. |
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Quoted: Why are you posting on here though, you should be making jerky so yous don't accept to practice that once again. I'm at piece of work. I do demand to make a batch, though. Been a few months. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Information technology'due south more of a half-life than a shelf life. |
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That'south just the manufacturing date. |
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Ive had that happen to me as well. Probably wasn't the first time either |
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I'm pretty sure that a slim jim will never become bad so long as the packaging isn't compromised. |
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I've eaten pussy that was over 40 years old and I lived. |
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Information technology'south made from mechanically separated craven. |
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If it isn't sealed (moist |
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Quoted: Macho Man would eat it |
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Quoted: Oldest I've gone is 43, when I was 29. It was glorious. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Quoted: I had one ii years expired. I opened the parcel and it smelled rancid. Did not eat. That'south just the normal way they smell. |
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It is like cheese, information technology doesn't go bad. |
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Meh, non even a yr past expiration. For those things, I would feel safe if it said 1995. |
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My father loves them and we are constantly finding forgotten packs in the back of his cabinets. I've eaten them at least five years by their all-time-by appointment. Unless the package has been punctured they will be fine. As they age they develop a more than jerky like consistency and they become a wonderful salty crust on the outside. |
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I'm in the middle of a box of 100 that has a date of Nov 2103. they are crawly, about crunchy... tangy... I'k thinking near buying more to 'dry age' like steaks. |
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No one is going to say information technology? Seriously, no ane? The OP wanted something LONG AND SALTY. Long and salty. |
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Waiting on the proper noun modify to NY_Shitter. |
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Dibs on your revolvers limited to only loading ii rounds in the cylinder |
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Quoted: Gross. ETA: Just learned these accept been around since 1929. Kim Jong, is that you? I heard you had no butthole. |
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